Keeping Abreast…

Today, for my female readers, I would like to address a situation that is LITERALLY close to our hearts. Our breasts. Not that there’s a problem with them, unless you count men’s obsession with them. Now to most women they are either food for their babies or a fashion accessory, or both. To men they are fun bags, dirty pillows, ear muffs…well…you get the picture. I didn’t realize how bad this obsession was until recently, when I was lying on the couch looking up at the ceiling. I noticed our light fixtures in the television room resembled breasts. I know, that in itself does not show an obsession, but then I started walking around the house looking at all of our light fixtures, and this is what I found.




Are you kidding me?? Are you freakin’ kidding me??
Geez, no wonder men are fanatical about changing light bulbs. The poor bastards don’t even know why, they just know they want to touch them. Ahem… I think I’ll end this post with a Dave Barry quote that’s perfect for this situation. “Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.”