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How To Thread the Needle *wink*wink*

January 18, 2017

How to thread the needle, or get a bit of attention from your very busy husband.  Start small.  Wear something skimpy. Ask how his day was.  Drape yourself over the kitchen island and recite a love poem you wrote in sixth grade. Remember to keep your voice pleasant and even.  Not like a violin string snapping from overuse. Since time is of the essence,  if this fails, wave some food under his nose and disguise yourself as a text from a colleague. Works every time.

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