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Bad Christmas Gifts

December 8, 2016

Whether it be a gaudy sweater, toaster or a suspect tie, we’ve all received gifts that we’ve been less than enthusiastic about.Normally I say we should smile and be grateful for whatever we get, but even I have to draw the line at some of these…

If you want to send the message that you don’t give a crap, this toilet paper is the gift for you.  Actually, if you DID give a crap, this would also be the gift for you.  I say it’s still a shitty present.
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Men, if you never want to have sex again, go ahead and get your wife this present.  A scale with no numbers, only animal representations of your weight. Go ahead and get it, I dare you.
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What do you not give someone who has everything?  This nose, soap dispenser. I want to know who the marketing genius was that came up with this idea-better yet, I want to know who his superior was, that signed off on this.  If brains were dynamite, he wouldn’t have enough to blow his nose.
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A toilet teapot…Mr. Dragon, don’t even think about it. (see two pictures up and comment)

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We’ll file this under the WTF???? category.  A fetal cookie cutter. What kind of warped, twisted individual orders something like this? Who would you buy this for? You know what, I don’t want to know. If someone bought this for me, I’d be speed dialing the men in the white coats, with the butterfly nets.
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Lastly we have this miniature squared ring (look it up).  I’m guessing if you buy this for your lady, you might want to get a pair or real boxing gloves to go with it. Possibly upgrade to a life sized ring. You might want to curl up into the fetal position and…hey…I just thought of a use for the cookie cutter!
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