Bad Christmas Gifts

December 8, 2016

Whether it be a gaudy sweater, toaster or a suspect tie, we’ve all received gifts that we’ve been less than enthusiastic about.Normally I say we should smile and be grateful for whatever we get, but even I have to draw the line at some of these…

If you want to send the message that you don’t give a crap, this toilet paper is the gift for you.  Actually, if you DID give a crap, this would also be the gift for you.  I say it’s still a shitty present.

Men, if you never want to have sex again, go ahead and get your wife this present.  A scale with no numbers, only animal representations of your weight. Go ahead and get it, I dare you.

What do you not give someone who has everything?  This nose, soap dispenser. I want to know who the marketing genius was that came up with this idea-better yet, I want to know who his superior was, that signed off on this.  If brains were dynamite, he wouldn’t have enough to blow his nose.

A toilet teapot…Mr. Dragon, don’t even think about it. (see two pictures up and comment)


We’ll file this under the WTF???? category.  A fetal cookie cutter. What kind of warped, twisted individual orders something like this? Who would you buy this for? You know what, I don’t want to know. If someone bought this for me, I’d be speed dialing the men in the white coats, with the butterfly nets.
Lastly we have this miniature squared ring (look it up).  I’m guessing if you buy this for your lady, you might want to get a pair or real boxing gloves to go with it. Possibly upgrade to a life sized ring. You might want to curl up into the fetal position and…hey…I just thought of a use for the cookie cutter!



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