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It’s was so cold…

December 13, 2010


Last night was freezing, and tonight is supposed to be even colder. So in light of this I’ve searched the web for the finest “it’s so cold” jokes…just for you.
It was so cold that hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!

It was so cold that the optician was giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses!

It was so cold that Grandpa’s teeth were chattering – in the glass!

It was so cold the politicians had their hands in their OWN pockets!

It was so cold we had to push the house down the street to jump-start the furnace!

It was so cold when I stepped on my shadow, it cracked.

It was so cold we didn’t get frostbitten – we got frostgobbled!

It was so cold my silly putty turned into serious putty.

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2 comments

  1. It was so cold the weatherman said it was a Hillarystorm!


  2. lol…now that’s cold!



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