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Top Ten Signs You’re Broke After Christmas

December 12, 2010

(I think this is from David Letterman)

1. American Express calls and says; “Definitely leave home without it.”

2. Your idea of a 7 course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

3. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

4. You give blood everyday, just for the orange juice.

5. You finally clean your house, hoping to find loose change.

6. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

7. Sally Struthers sends you food.

8. You go back for seconds at communion.

9. You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.

10. You rob Peter and then you rob Paul

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9 comments

  1. Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Butcher.
    Butcher who?
    Butcher arms around me, honey, hold me tight!


  2. LOL…corny 🙂


  3. Regarding number 4- you get Oreos too.


  4. Lol, so true! The jolly holiday season leaves us all a little needy 😉


  5. Mrs. C, I love oreos! Another reason to donate, as long as something comes out besides air.

    Thypolarlife, especially this holiday season. It’s been a little tight this year.


  6. How about when I hit my daughter up for help. And I make three times what she does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀


  7. Yep, that would count. God love ya.


  8. Haha – Great list – even worse, is when you use the McD ketchup as the tomato sauce on your pasta, lol!


  9. Yeah, that would be bad. lol BUT it would probably be better than some sauces I’ve tried.



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