Archive for November 15th, 2010

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Zombie Apocalypse- The Plan

November 15, 2010


Okay, now that we’ve covered putting together our Zombie Killing Dream Team , we need to come up with a plan on what to do next. Suppose you and your team (five counting you) have successfully made it into a building without being bitten or attacked. You’re in a two story house on a hill. There are 6 windows up front, two of them are from floor to ceiling. The backyard is an acre and completely fenced by 6 foot chainlink. For now the electricity is still on, but no on knows for how long. There are about 20 zombies milling around out front, and nearly the same at various places along the fence in the back. Two of you have guns, but you’re out of bullets, the other three have a hammer, an axe and a crowbar. What are you going to do? Give me your next 5 steps.

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Bridezilla

November 15, 2010

One of my guilty pleasures is watching the reality series called Bridezilla. The series follows women around as they attempt to plan their wedding and we’re treated to some of the worst behavior ever filmed. I have never seen such spoiled, egotistical and clueless women in my life. But the really surprising thing is the men that witness this behavior and go on to marry them anyway. WTH?? My advice for the men is RUNNN!